10 Presidential Election Musts-Haves

1) Best 9 bucks Warren Buffett ever spent

 

2) Mask doubles as a witch costume and hard-drive cleaning software

 

3) Grow your own Toupee while helping stop Global Warming

4) Kitchen essentials: Bill corkscrew and Hillary nutcracker :)

5) Discounted 8 year old toilet paper

6) Give your cat a heart attack

 

 

 7) Get a leg up in Iowa by smelling like "Success"

 8) Once in a life time opportunity to buy your very own life-size socialist!

 9) Non-melting Republican ice cubes

10) Build Your Own Border Wall

Bonus) Either way, November's bestseller..."How to speak Canadian"

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